Dardan vazba



Race: presumably

Homeworld: Coraab

Era: around 1850 Tu

If you get angry, Dardan will tear you off! Mining folklore is full of violence and punishment, which is precisely embarrassed by the figure of the fictional giant Dardan. Let us quote an ancient book Ug Tutor: '' Dardan Vazba one day came from work home to the slot. Hungry, he pulled a pair of children out of the cage. But they were too thin to eat Heavy - so he stitched them together as a can and wrapped in thick sebum. The fire burned and the giant tasted good that day. The next day while drilling under the hard ground Landfills he stumbled on a nest hanth of those who once eroded his tools in the mine. He drilled them to the last and made them, and the remainder of the children prepared a tasty broth. ''

The book Ug Tutor has been a part of compulsory reading for children at Three schools for many years. The Humanitarian Movement  Skraaik  along with an initiative signed by Cardinal Kerong but eventually put the book out of circulation. Over time, it has become a valuable curiosity in coraab antique shop.

The book was inspired by the real character of a Dardana Trojkostry who once walked Italian colonies and reportedly kidnapped and ate Heavy Duty children. One mad cannibal inspired by Dardan escapades once tried to cook the broth from hanth and some of the exhumed corpses, however, he could not appreciate the quality of the food because he had found it after eating all the bowels of the eyes.

Dardan Vazba